CNN.com – Girls are abusing steroids, too – Apr 25, 2005: “An alarming number of American girls, some as young as 9, are using bodybuilding steroids — not necessarily to get an edge on the playing field, but to get the toned, sculpted look of models and movie stars, experts say.”

Ah, America… Land of the free, home of the ludicrously narcissistic.

Me, I love my Buddha belly. And for the record, in my eyes, a woman without curves is either too young or a fracture waiting to happen.

Or both.