That goofy looking army girl — England, right? — she’s guilty. Duh.

That girl who ran away from her wedding? She’s gonna be a criminal. Let this be a lesson, kids, that you should NEVER imitate Julia Roberts in her home state.

North Korea’s testing missiles, Iran’s threatening nuclear testing, and more soldiers die in Iraq every day we stay. You go, Shrub! Well done.

And writing documentation for a product in a constant state of flux: fun.

If you define fun as something entirely different, that is.