Michael Jackson, acquitted on 10 counts, the most notable of which is molestation.

I’m gonna go with our legal system on this one, and say that the man is innocent. Guilty of poor judgment calls, sure, but innocent of molestation.

That said, all these parents who let their children sleep over at Neverland should be laughed out of anywhere if they later accuse Jackson of anything. It’s not as though he’s the local Catholic priest or anything…

Er… poor comparison, I suppose. But still…

Carlos Mencia has a great bit about all of this. Anyone not easily offended should seek out his DVD.