The Sneeze – Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.: “As stated in the book, yeast is definitely contraband, but for the sake of this culinary experiment we’ll just assume I gave the prison baker a hand-job.

But then the guy wouldn’t give me the yeast! SO I STABBED HIM WITH A PEN IN THE EYE AND TOOK IT! And I was all, ‘DON’T FUCK WITH STEVE!’

Yes. This is what we should assume.”