This goes a long way to explaining to me why all the athletes are thanking Jesus for their 14 yard touchdown receptions or 5 yard end-arounds.
Do you think He started out as coach, though, or did he have to work his way up the chain?
And what sorts of scandals would He find himself accused of if he applied for the position at Alabama?
Do you imagine that even He might not be favorably compared to the Bear?
Heretic! Everyone knows Jesus plays hockey, the sport of messiahs.
Scandal. Can’t you see where that boy’s hands are? Touchin’ Jesus like that. How dare he? That’s my job.