From MSNBC.com:

Following a report that the U.S. agency in charge of a domestic spying program is building a database of every phone call made in the country, President Bush on Thursday told the nation from the White House that all anti-terrorism efforts are within the law.

I’d like to make it known that all the things that I do, whether considered by the rest of the nation to be legal and valid or not, are within the law. This includes but is most certainly not limited to drug use, sex with minors (as long as they are really hot and could pass for over eighteen in dim light), theft, destruction of church property, fraud, tax evasion, and wearing white pants after labor day. All my efforts in these and many other innumerable areas are, like your anti-terrorism efforts, well within the law. No matter what anyone else says. Even those pesky “lawmakers” and “courts”.
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My gosh, W. You’re amazing! I really do feel better, and rationalized as well.

I sure hope this counts if you say it from outside the White House and don’t have more money than you could ever hope to spend in one lifetime. And if you’re not a Republican.