If you ask a bunch of people at random to answer random questions about you, you get some interesting results.  For instance:

• Lots of people have my back in a fight.  Now, who’s got my front?  Sides?
• What, exactly, is it about me that would lead people to guess or think that I sleep with no clothes on?  Not to say that the statement is inaccurate (and there goes the last chance I ever had of any woman ever wanting to sleep anywhere near me), but I’m curious as to why…
• No one has heard any rumors about me lately, which either means that I’ve been successful in dropping off of the grid like I planned, or Wade has lost his voice.

This seems like a valid experiment process.  Next time, I’ll just have to design the questions a little better — make ’em a little more pointed, as it were…