If Hope’s contribution to the world of “run, little ones — escape this mad world while you still can!” wasn’t enough for you, then perhaps Kristi’s will be, as she forwards me a lovely link of 1974 Weight Watchers’ menu cards.

Frankly, the only thing about these recipes that works on a dietary level is that they are apt to induce vomiting.

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