That reads almost like an old BASIC bit of code.

10 Print “Sarah”
15 var $Geek = “10”
20 Goto $Geek

Thanks to Sarah, I’m thrown back to high school days and memories of my little brother beating the shit out of me.  On Nintendo, that is.  Because I was never good at those games.

But I will be soon. Because now I have Nintendo goodness wherever I may roam.

Goodbye, free time.