You get to make up a dinner party. 5 guests, plus a free religious figure and a personal friend. If you prefer, you can request dead people, and specify their age when they attend. And you have to do the seating chart order:

Jesus (post-crucifixion, pre-resurrection) (religious figure)
Roy Moore
Traci Lords
Al Franken
Ann Coulter
Warren Ellis
Me
Neely Harris (mental_floss editor and friend)

(Note that this is crafted with the idea of the bastard cousin of the Dinner Game — the Hot Tub Game — in mind. With this chart, we move directly from the desert and coffee course to the jacuzzi. Fun for everyone involved. Especially me and Neely.)

(And for Neely’s sake, Jesus is wearing a nice if subtle cologne)