Actually, ex-roomies Kevin and Liesl, now married, and still proud owners of the two bitches in the picture below:

No, they’re bitches, see? Cooper (insert David Lynch screaming at Kyle MacLachlan here) and Molly Cate. And little Adolf is just enough man for hte both of ’em.

Oh, and the picture — only slightly posed (everything but the lotion belongs) — that will ruin Adolf forever:

Cats are strange, and that’s why they rock. Not quite so much as Jessica’s best-pup-in-the-whole-damn-world-period-bar-none-shut-the-fuck-up-you’re-wrong Attilla, but a close second.