Why doesn’t this guy who writes for a living know how to spell?

I’ve just reread some of my old posts, and two things occur to me:

1.) I type too fast and make too many typos.

2.) I’m too lazy to edit my old posts, or even to read my new posts before I hit the publish button.

So there. Now you’ll never know which words are misspelled and which ones are just errors of my fingers.