Alton Brown.com � Rants & Raves!: “Dear Tom Cruise,

Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn�t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds?

Please, I�m crying out for help.

Alton Brown”