Whoever is hitting my site using the search terms “prostitute” and “amputee”:
Stop it.
Seriously.
Unless you’re looking for the next creepy thing, and stumble across my mentions of surgical porn. In that case, I’m all for it. Go, go, gadget perverts.
Did I ever tell you aboutmy buddy’s bachelor party with the amputee stripper?
Man, you should have seen that lady DANCE.
Of course, she could only do the bunny hop.
actually i was searching for “he won’t wake up with an alarm no matter how hard that hooker chops off his arms”